It is good to have a laugh once in a while, especially if you are working hard in technology sector. We have collected some of the best technology one-liner humor and jokes which are sure to please the tech geek in you.
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Tech One Liners:
Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google. Click To Tweet In order to understand recursion, you must first understand recursion. Click To Tweet There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet. Click To Tweet CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980. Click To Tweet How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem. Click To Tweet What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte Click To Tweet An SQL Query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up and asks, 'Can I join you?' Click To Tweet ASCII a silly question and I shall give you a silly ANSI Click To Tweet There are only 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don’t. Click To Tweet Be nice to the nerds, for all you know they might be the next Bill Gates! Click To Tweet The truth is out there. Anybody got the URL?! Click To Tweet Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open Windows. Click To Tweet Mac users swear by their Mac, PC users swear at their PC Click To Tweet Evolution is God’s way of issuing upgrades. Click To Tweet
There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t. Click To Tweet
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